Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Why Does This Keep Happening To Me?

Casey: Cathy....
Cathy: Casey?
Casey: We need to talk.
Cathy: Ok?
Casey: Here's how it is...
Casey: I'm pregnant. And it's yours.....
Cathy: Damnit Casey! You told me you used condiments!
Casey: I did! You are the one that bought the low-cal dressing!
Cathy: You said it would be fine!!!!
Casey: You got me drunk! That's basically rape you know. I could have your ass thrown in jail.....
Cathy: You can't rape the willing!!
Casey: You can when I have overpriced super lawyers that will make it that way!
Cathy: You wish!!

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